Monday, August 21, 2006
Sorry to post twice in one day, but I thought I'd give you all the chance to make a little money and perhaps clothe your nakedness, all thanks to the beautiful savagery of Utah high school football. The Deseret News sponsors a contest every week giving fans the chance to pick the winners of each Friday's football games. Contest winners receive $50 dollars and runners-up get T-shirts. Not bad, considering it's a free contest. Also, you have the chance to beat me, not an easy task since I'm something of a high school football savant. Because of my part-time sports journalism job with a competing paper, I'm forced to keep a close eye on the game, and if you exclude players and coaches, I'm probably one of the most knowledgeable Utah high school football fans in the world, a fact that isn't exactly something to be proud of, but true nonetheless.
Every Monday, I'll be posting the results of my picks and the reasons why I should have won that week's contest. If you beat me and you're an attractive single female, I'll take you out for a nice, romantic dinner with a mandatory make-out session afterward. If you beat me and you're an attractive single guy, then you don't get a thing, except the profound joy of beating the best. The link to the contest is listed below. Play if you dare. I will crush you and you will enjoy it. And even a free T-shirt beats running around naked.
I'll have a link to the contest listed every Monday. The deadline every week is noon on Friday. For this week's contest, click here:
http://deseretnews.com/gpx/entry/form/0,4348,PRP,00.html
Every Monday, I'll be posting the results of my picks and the reasons why I should have won that week's contest. If you beat me and you're an attractive single female, I'll take you out for a nice, romantic dinner with a mandatory make-out session afterward. If you beat me and you're an attractive single guy, then you don't get a thing, except the profound joy of beating the best. The link to the contest is listed below. Play if you dare. I will crush you and you will enjoy it. And even a free T-shirt beats running around naked.
I'll have a link to the contest listed every Monday. The deadline every week is noon on Friday. For this week's contest, click here:
http://deseretnews.com/gpx/entry/form/0,4348,PRP,00.html